What’s that you say? Et cetera, but what

Did come before that? Say again, can’t hear

Over this phone too well. And what’s this here?

Another thing to sign, a case to shot?

Eh you, please go do this for me. No buts—

I am the guy who pays you year by year.

I’m sorry, could you hold? Ah, sorry sir,

But now you see, I’m stuck within this glut…

This time of year I’m busier than ever

With all my dealings, stocks and portfolios.

Now wait a moment—Get me some coffee

Would you? Good man. Yada yada, whatever,

All legalese and properties to foreclose—

Sorry, I’m busy. Call you back in three.


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